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The People’s Cube has the REAL story – it was a penis plant!

Weiner had penis planted on him by Republican operatives

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

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The news is just now breaking that Leader Pelosi and DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is throwing Anthony Wiener under the bus. Supposedly they want this upstanding public servant to resign after chit-chatting with a 17 year-old girl from Delaware.
Here is my theory: This is a Republican setup. That’s right — someone hired this “girl” to contact and carry on a relationship with the Congressman. The penis? Also a setup. The penis was planted on the Congressman in an attempt to get him to show it off to unsuspecting females (we are Democrats, after all, and lack male genitalia! It would be only natural to show such a blessing off!)
Nancy Pelosi — who I admire — has no right whatsoever in asking Rep. Weiner to step down from his office. Nancy Pelosi, of all people, should know that former politicians cannot survive the cruel world of work, responsibility, and becoming middle-class.
Why, this is a death sentence, Leader Pelosi! A death sentence! I cannot imagine the depression and psychological turmoil that will set in once Rep. Weiner becomes irrelevant and just another Joe Everybody. Have you no shame, Leader Pelosi!?
If anyone should resign it should be the 17 year-old girl from Delaware who is obviously working for the GOP. If anything she should be thrown into the clink for LYING about a good, decent man who only wanted to show off his new (Republican-planted) penis.
If the media had any conscience they would run wall-to-wall coverage discrediting this girl for the LIAR that she is — in between the Palin E-Mail segments and the latest on Paul Ryan’s End of Medicare As We Know It™ death toll tallies, of course.
Leader Pelosi, you have the power to stop this! Don’t punish a good man because the Republicans planted a penis on him! It’s just sex!

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/weiner-had-penis-planted-on-him-by-republican-operatives-t7344.html

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Posted:  06.12.11 @ 7:37 p.m.

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Sheriff Dupnik sings: “I’m not a sheriff” – Funny

Paul Shanklin as Sheriff Dupnik to the tune of “I SHOT the Sheriff”.  Just hilarious.

I’m not a sheriff
I just play one here in  Pima County
I’m not a sheriff
but I like to play one on national tv
all around my hotel
the press has tracked me down
I  said I know who’s really guilty
it was talk radio and the tea party

See entire clip at:

http://dailyrushbo.com/2011/01/14/rush-limbaugh-im-not-a-sheriff-sherrif-dupnik-song-parody/

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Posted:  01.14.11

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