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The People’s Cube has the REAL story – it was a penis plant!

Weiner had penis planted on him by Republican operatives

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

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The news is just now breaking that Leader Pelosi and DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is throwing Anthony Wiener under the bus. Supposedly they want this upstanding public servant to resign after chit-chatting with a 17 year-old girl from Delaware.
Here is my theory: This is a Republican setup. That’s right — someone hired this “girl” to contact and carry on a relationship with the Congressman. The penis? Also a setup. The penis was planted on the Congressman in an attempt to get him to show it off to unsuspecting females (we are Democrats, after all, and lack male genitalia! It would be only natural to show such a blessing off!)
Nancy Pelosi — who I admire — has no right whatsoever in asking Rep. Weiner to step down from his office. Nancy Pelosi, of all people, should know that former politicians cannot survive the cruel world of work, responsibility, and becoming middle-class.
Why, this is a death sentence, Leader Pelosi! A death sentence! I cannot imagine the depression and psychological turmoil that will set in once Rep. Weiner becomes irrelevant and just another Joe Everybody. Have you no shame, Leader Pelosi!?
If anyone should resign it should be the 17 year-old girl from Delaware who is obviously working for the GOP. If anything she should be thrown into the clink for LYING about a good, decent man who only wanted to show off his new (Republican-planted) penis.
If the media had any conscience they would run wall-to-wall coverage discrediting this girl for the LIAR that she is — in between the Palin E-Mail segments and the latest on Paul Ryan’s End of Medicare As We Know It‚ĄĘ death toll tallies, of course.
Leader Pelosi, you have the power to stop this! Don’t punish a good man because the Republicans planted a penis on him! It’s just sex!

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/weiner-had-penis-planted-on-him-by-republican-operatives-t7344.html

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Posted:  06.12.11 @ 7:37 p.m.

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Sheriff Dupnik sings: “I’m not a sheriff” – Funny

Paul Shanklin as Sheriff Dupnik to the tune of “I SHOT the Sheriff”.¬† Just hilarious.

I’m not a sheriff
I just play one here in  Pima County
I’m not a sheriff
but I like to play one on national tv
all around my hotel
the press has tracked me down
I¬† said I know who’s really guilty
it was talk radio and the tea party

See entire clip at:

http://dailyrushbo.com/2011/01/14/rush-limbaugh-im-not-a-sheriff-sherrif-dupnik-song-parody/

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Posted:  01.14.11

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Democrats are hypocrites

Today, January 11, 2010:

*****Rewind*****

The hypocrisy of the democrats is amazing.¬† It would be funny if their hypocrisy did not cause others to lose jobs, positions, and reputations.¬† Just shows you how the democrat party has absolutely no credibility.¬† If only everybody were treated equally…..

Wasn’t it Harry Reid who just a few days ago compared an opposition by republicans to the massaive health care plan to being equivalent to slavery?

And quoting Rodney King, “Can’t we all just get along?”

But it’s such a good thing Harry is not a talk show host.

http://www.nationalblackrepublicans.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=pages.OtherNewsWhenIsRacism&tp_preview=true

Makes me wonder though if this isn’t somehow calculated to get the news cycle off the dim performance of the administration on the panty bomber.¬† In the past race has always been used to divert attention, because it’s a sure thing that it will.¬† And if you will notice, every time Obama gets in a bind, race somehow pops up to consume the airwaves.

Notable, too, is the speed with which Obama came out to “forgive” him and “close the book.”¬† I guess, even though it takes him 10 days to address the panty bomber, he can move pretty quickly when he deems something to be important enough to act.

Posted:  01.11.10

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SNL jokes about Obama’s lack of accomplishments (Video) Watch it Fast (Update)

I noticed that this video is being taken down already.¬† You know how touchy these “communists” are about free speech and how short they are on a sense of humor so watch it while you can.¬† Let’s see, it’s about 4:00 p.m.¬† Anybody want to place a bet on how long this one will last?

Good jokes –¬† not a very good impression of POTUS but pretty funny.¬† Be sure to watch it to the end – best part.¬† And wipe the froth from your mouth.¬† ūüôā

UPDATED:  I just noticed this video is down, as I expected it would be.  I found another one:

Or Here’s a link to Media Bistro showing the SNL skit¬† –¬† plus the FACT CHECK done by CNN on a comedy skit. And for that they are a real live comedy skit. When are they going to realize they look absolutely ridiculous?¬† They are trying real hard to catch up to MSNBC and they both are going to find it difficult to ever find their way back to any degree of credibility.

Posted:  10.04.09  Updated:  10.07.09 @8:45 p.m.

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Amy Poehler Says Goodbye to SNL

Amy says goodby to SNL with a special appearance by New York Governor Paterson.  This is laugh out loud funny.

http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2008/12/amy-poehler-this-is-my-last-show.html

UPDATE:¬† Oh, no!!¬† The governor didn’t think it was funny.¬† I don’t think he’s really blind myself.¬† He didn’t have any trouble finding that Days Inn.¬† ūüôā¬† http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/03/18/2008-03-18_gov_david_paterson_admits_to_numerous_af.html

http://gawker.com/5109819/blind-guv-offended-by-snl-impersonation

Posted:  12.15.08

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The Journey of “Obama the Great”

Continuing with the laughter

He entered into Jerusalem and the network anchors who had followed from afar cried Hosanna and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet…..and in a instant, the lion lay down with the lamb.¬†

¬†Then suddenly, the¬†angels and all the heavenly hosts¬†were singing praises and crying…..

Yes, we can.  Yes, we can.  Yes, we can.

[laugh out loud]

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Jon Stewart Nails The Absurdity

This, from Jon Stewart, is just¬†laugh out loud funny.¬† So please¬†click.¬† It’s worth it:

http://hotair.com/archives/2008/08/05/video-stewart-skewers-the-lefts-paranoia-over-mccains-ads/

Satire is a wonderful thing.¬† I love all the “cards” the media has so dramatically played.¬† And, of course, there’s the Big One, The Race Card.¬† But all these secondary cards the MSM have injected are quite funny:¬† There’s the change card, the populace card, the fear card, the Europe card, the woman as victim card, the gender card, and the class card.¬† [laugh out loud].¬†

And the¬†seriousness with which New York Times columnist¬†Bob Herbert reveals to us that¬†the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Washington Monument¬†are phallic symbols¬†—¬†

HERBERT: All right. There is an image right there in that very beginning of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and there is an image of the Washington Monument. Look at the beginning of that ad again.¬† And you tell me why those two phallic symbols are placed there [snaps fingers]‚ÄĒpow!‚ÄĒright at the very beginning of that ad.

http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2008/08/04/video-bob-herbert-phallic-symbols-seen-in-mccains-celeb-ad/

Oh, no, now I am confused.  I thought all the crowds shown were in Germany, not Paris or Washington.  But, gee, pow, wow, there it is, the phallic symbol!  How could I have missed it?  Too funny.  The man should be embarrassed. 

And the two microphones as¬†the “great black balls of Obama.”¬† Circled for emphasis.¬† ¬†[laugh out loud]¬†¬†

So as Imus said, ¬†“Well, there you go.¬† Now we know.”¬† Oops, and there I go, sayin’ something racist.¬†

Posted:  08.06.08

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